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Postponing the Apocalypse

Amusing posts dedicated to making you stop whatever you're doing and do it later. There's no actual theme for this blog, I simply reblog what I find funny and/or interesting.
SLYTHERCLAW
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For those curious, my most popular reblogs are SuperWhoLock (and all its components), Harry Potter, Funny stuff and attractive guys.
Sep 19 '14

twinkle-twinkle-little-fuck:

group projects when no one knows what they’re doing

image

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Sep 19 '14

My Least Favorite Trope (and this post will include spoilers for The Lego Movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Matrix, Western Civilization, and—cod help me—Bulletproof Monk*.) is the thing where there’s an awesome, smart, wonderful, powerful female character who by all rights ought to be the Chosen One and the hero of the movie, who is tasked with taking care of some generally ineffectual male character who is, for reasons of wish fulfillment, actually the person the film focuses on. She mentors him, she teaches him, and she inevitably becomes his girlfriend… and he gets the job she wanted: he gets to be the Chosen One even though she’s obviously far more qualified. And all he has to do to get it and deserve it is Man Up and Take Responsibility.

And that’s it. Every god-damned time. The mere fact of naming the films above and naming the trope gives away the entire plot and character arc of every single movie.

— Elizabeth Bear - My Least Favorite Trope (via feministquotes)

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Sep 19 '14

edrockbells:

there is no “tumblr hivemind” tumblr does not “contradict itself” nor is tumblr “welcoming and accepting” tumblr is not a single person it’s a fuckton of people with different opinions. those two contradictory text posts by sj bloggers you saw today were made by *gasp* different people! it’s revolutionary, ain’t it?

(Source: bluelanternrazer)

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Sep 19 '14

actuallyclintbarton:

alloyallusion:

Photos by Kilian Schönberger

http://www.wired.com/rawfile/2014/02/brothers-grimm-homeland/?cid=18104544

this is some straight up fairy tale shit right here.

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Sep 19 '14

sourwolves:

beacon nine nine (2/?)

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Sep 19 '14
fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

(Source: jrcbouillabaisse)

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Sep 19 '14
jaidensplace:

Okay Jaiden shippers, we are excited to announce a Jaiden Week! Each day will have a theme, and it’s up to you to create something that fits that theme per each day of the week. Anything goes! (Graphics/fanart, fics/poems, videos, headcanons, etc.) We cannot wait to see all the lovely goodness you guys are going to come up with!
Please tag your posts with #jaidenweek so that everyone can see your submissions.
If you have any questions, just drop us an ask.
Dates: Sunday, Sept 28 - Saturday, Oct 4
Schedule
Day 1: Firsts (kiss, time, saying ‘ily’, living together, etc)
Day 2: Past/Future
Day 3: Crossover/AUs (HP, college, genderbend, fairytale, etc)
Day 4: Domesticity
Day 5: Scars/Nightmares or Angst
Day 6: Supernatural/hero Powers (other than werewolf)
Day 7: Free for all

jaidensplace:

Okay Jaiden shippers, we are excited to announce a Jaiden Week! Each day will have a theme, and it’s up to you to create something that fits that theme per each day of the week. Anything goes! (Graphics/fanart, fics/poems, videos, headcanons, etc.) We cannot wait to see all the lovely goodness you guys are going to come up with!

Please tag your posts with #jaidenweek so that everyone can see your submissions.

If you have any questions, just drop us an ask.

Dates: Sunday, Sept 28 - Saturday, Oct 4

Schedule

  • Day 1: Firsts (kiss, time, saying ‘ily’, living together, etc)
  • Day 2: Past/Future
  • Day 3: Crossover/AUs (HP, college, genderbend, fairytale, etc)
  • Day 4: Domesticity
  • Day 5: Scars/Nightmares or Angst
  • Day 6: Supernatural/hero Powers (other than werewolf)
  • Day 7: Free for all

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Sep 19 '14

jonasbrothers:

when friend’s parents pay for your food and you have to pretend you don’t want them to

(Source: jonasbrothers)

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Sep 19 '14

thehurrytheharm:

kawaii-animals-only:

One corgi, two corgi, three corgi, four corgi…

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWH

(Source: youtu.be)

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Sep 19 '14

(Source: weeaboo-palace)

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