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Postponing the Apocalypse

Amusing posts dedicated to making you stop whatever you're doing and do it later. There's no actual theme for this blog, I simply reblog what I find funny and/or interesting.
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For those curious, my most popular reblogs are SuperWhoLock (and all its components), Harry Potter, Funny stuff and attractive guys.
Sep 1 '14

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

(Source: tracey-hummel)

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Sep 1 '14
muirin007:

snapslikethis:


Just look at all of their faces individually

all i can see is james potter, kingsley shacklebolt, and sirius black high fiving in an ootp meeting 
help

THAT LAST COMMENT

muirin007:

snapslikethis:

Just look at all of their faces individually

all i can see is james potter, kingsley shacklebolt, and sirius black high fiving in an ootp meeting 

help

THAT LAST COMMENT

(Source: ddlovoto)

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Sep 1 '14

so-humorous:

i wasn’t expecting that tbh

(Source: 2000ish)

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Sep 1 '14

coolscar:

*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”

415,228 notes (via tessaviolet & coolscar)

Sep 1 '14

dangerhamster:

JACK HARKNESS MEETING BUCKY AND STEVE IN THE 1940s AND FLIRTING FURIOUSLY WITH BOTH OF THEM

JACK HARKNESS SEEING THEM AGAIN IN THE 21ST CENTURY AND THEY’RE ALL EQUALLY CONFUSED AS EACH OTHER

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Sep 1 '14

bemusedlybespectacled:

do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task

like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”

"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"

"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"

"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore

112,258 notes (via itsstuckyinmyhead & bemusedlybespectacled)

Sep 1 '14

ghostworldofdragonflies:

well this is now my favorite colour of the sky post,

(Source: dithe-r)

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Sep 1 '14

I am going to start swearing by authors

superwhatlocked:

becca-morley:

thepreciousthing:

thecoffeetragedy:

flippyspoon:

dragonsigma:

"Holy mother of Mary Shelley!"

"What the Tolkien?"

"By Victor Hugo’s spare underpants!"

"Jesus, Mary and Joseph Conrad!"

"Pardon my Molière, but I don’t give a Faulkner."

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Thank you supernatural fandom

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Sep 1 '14

punkkidcatholic:

if your atheism involves belittling people’s faith and attempting to prove to everyone that god doesn’t exist don’t talk to me don’t come near me don’t breathe on me thanks

(Source: churchrat)

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Sep 1 '14

thekilleropekuibunnie:

kittykat1087:

imsirius:

Mark Williams and Julie Walters behind the scenes of Bill&Fleur’s wedding

This should have just been put in the movie, as mr and mrs weasley probably dance just like this.

Her dress is GORGEOUS!

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